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April 1, 2023

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Delusional Students Rejoice: Hot Professor References Recent Divorce

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

Chaos erupted in McGraw hall on Monday morning following an offhand comment made by Professor James Prew, in which he mentioned that he recently endured a difficult split that left him fractured. Among Prew’s most enthusiastic students was author of a fan fiction entitled “Prew Me Harder Daddy,” Stacey Sinclair ’25. “I did the math…

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