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“My Cornell Didn’t Have Trigger Warnings,” Complains Alumni Whose Cornell Also Didn’t Have Women

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

THE CORNELL CLUB OF NEW YORK— Following the Student Assembly’s decision to storm the National Archives and scribble smiley faces all over the Bill of Rights, alumni have begun to lament the death of the Cornell they once knew.  “Ah, how I miss the good old days!” exclaimed Charles Olin ‘58 as he paused his…

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