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OP-ED: Enough Time Has Passed. This Halloween, I’m Going as Slutty Ruth Bader Ginsburg 

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

For the past three years, I’ve been told to just hold out a little longer, to wait until next time, and to remain “tasteful.” But after two halloweekends of disappointing costumes (Sexy John M. Olin ‘22, Clara Dicks-in ‘23), the gloves—or should I say Justice robes—are finally coming off. In the words of the great…

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