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October 17, 2023

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Face With Name Desperately Needs Your Vote For Student Assembly

Nooz Staff3 years ago2 years ago04 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—In the midst of a Student Assembly election that could be inaccurately described as “heated,” candidates have struggled to garner support from an indifferent student body. While some have made attempts to share their ideas about new resolutions and policies, the best and brightest among them have simply slapped a picture of their…

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