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Op-Ed: You Are All So Worried About Your Prelim’s “Curves,” But Have You Ever Considered Her Heart, Her Needs, Or Her Wants?

Nooz Staff2 years ago1 year ago03 mins

If ever I were to tell a student that I wished they had a larger chest, plumper butt, or more attractive proportions, I would immediately be met outside Barton Hall by an angry mob with pitchforks. So why, I ask, do you think it’s okay to wish that my curves were bigger, wider, or more…

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