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OP-ED: Fuck, Time to Scrap That “Worker’s Rights” Theme Year

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

As the newly appointed president of Cornell University, I know I have many challenges coming my way. With tensions rising across college campuses, I have to act quickly. That is why the absolute most important thing for me to do on the first day on the job is to brainstorm a new theme year. I…

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Freshman from England Used to Eating Inedible Food

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

MORRISON DINING—In just their first week on campus, freshmen have been subjected to unsavory dining hall food due to the ongoing strike of Cornell Dining workers. In response, many of these new students and their parents have taken to social media to express their frustrations.  One student, however, doesn’t seem to mind the new dining…

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