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OP-ED: Fuck, Time to Scrap That “Worker’s Rights” Theme Year

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

As the newly appointed president of Cornell University, I know I have many challenges coming my way. With tensions rising across college campuses, I have to act quickly. That is why the absolute most important thing for me to do on the first day on the job is to brainstorm a new theme year. I…

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