COLLEGETOWN—An unexpected turn of events left a group of friends seriously concerned while making plans for the weekend. In a move that baffled the whole group, Sam Thompson ‘26 replied in agreement of a plan within seconds of it being suggested.
“I sent out a text about grabbing drinks, and Sam responded with ‘I’m in!’ right away. That’s not normal, right?” said friend Olivia Miller ‘26, who expected the usual drawn-out process of waiting for noncommittal replies, follow-ups, and eventual cancellations.
Friends suspect that Thompson’s immediate agreement of the plan might be indicative of a deeper issue: he doesn’t have very much going on.
“It was honestly very rude,” said one of Thompson’s bewildered friends. “I was planning on letting the text sit there for a few hours before replying with a ‘maybe!’—but now everyone feels pressured to plan properly.”
At press time, Miller mentioned she’s hosting an intervention soon but is still waiting to hear back from everyone—except Thompson, naturally.
