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Very Hungry Friend Sets Up Hammock Vertically, Does Not Emerge

Nooz Staff9 months ago9 months ago03 mins

LIBE SLOPE—Excited to roleplay as the happy college students from their favorite promotional materials and stock photos, Cornellians took to the Arts Quad and Libe Slope en masse this week to enjoy the sunny weather. Yet one student with an unusually enormous appetite seems to prefer the comfort of an enclosed space, even in the…

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