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Girl Power! Group of Girlies Take Elevator Up to 7th Floor of Olin

Nooz Staff6 months ago6 months ago03 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—Tighten your bra straps, because feminism has reached new heights! In a stunning show of female solidarity, an Olin Library elevator made up of entirely women has undergone the voyage of going all the way up to the 7th floor and back. The trip was sponsored by the Board of Trustees in an effort…

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