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Polycule Sex Cult Still Calling Itself “Co-Op”

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago04 mins

NORTH CAMPUS—502 Dearborn, a cooperative living space on North Campus, offers students a non-traditional living situation. Unlike dorm living, residents have access to a house of their own, a fully stocked pantry, and 14 or 15 horny polysexuals ready to fuck on a dime.  “We cook together, we clean together, we have weekly fuck-parties in…

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