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December 10, 2025

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Olin Elevator Dead at Level B

Nooz Staff10 months ago10 months ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—The left elevator in Olin Library, a beloved campus fixture, was found dead at Level B on Wednesday, according to an email sent by Cornell Administration. The elevator lived a long life dedicated to service, ushering thousands of students to Olin’s many floors. Students have already begun to feel its absence, especially during such…

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