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March 10, 2026

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Local Jester Actually Prefers Fool’s Spring

Nooz Staff1 month ago1 month ago02 mins

LIBE SLOPE—This week, the jingle of bells in the wind could be heard as distinctly as the bells of the clocktower itself as local jester Tingle van Pringleton ‘19 soaked up some well-deserved sunlight. “If you really think about it, the entirety of spring is essentially one long fool’s spring, since the deep, depressing, eternal…

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Frolicking Squirrel Thinks It’s Funny You Bombed That Prelim

Nooz Staff1 month ago1 month ago02 mins

HO PLAZA—A. Cornellius III, a longtime Central Campus resident and Eastern Gray Squirrel, vehemently denied accusations that he was caught jeering and chittering derisively at students following the first round of prelims last week. “I just happen to be gathering nuts at a rate that’s not two standard deviations under the median,” he chirped. “Maybe…

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