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April 22, 2026
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Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs

Nooz Staff18 hours ago18 hours ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—Cornell students have the luxury of enjoying a wide range of study spaces, from campus cafes to comfy lounges. Despite this breadth of options, on Tuesday, one Harry Potter ass motherfucker opted to study under the Olin Library stairs. While his peers scrolled on their iPads in plush couches just feet away from this…

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Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up

Nooz Staff19 hours ago19 hours ago01 mins

DAILY SUN HEADQUARTERS—The question was posed to a cohort of Daily Sun Editors on their last day of Kindergarten last week: What do you want to be when you grow up? The bright-eyed students, fresh out of their lessons about prepositions, contemplated this question.  The bunch reportedly said that they “wanted to be like those…

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