April 21, 2026

Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago01 mins

OLIN LIBRARY—Cornell students have the luxury of enjoying a wide range of study spaces, from campus cafes to comfy lounges. Despite this breadth of options, on Tuesday, one Harry Potter ass motherfucker opted to study under the Olin Library stairs. While his peers scrolled on their iPads in plush couches just feet away from this…

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Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago01 mins

DAILY SUN HEADQUARTERS—The question was posed to a cohort of Daily Sun Editors on their last day of Kindergarten last week: What do you want to be when you grow up? The bright-eyed students, fresh out of their lessons about prepositions, contemplated this question. The bunch reportedly said that they “wanted to be like those…

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Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs

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