RFK Jr. Solves U.S. Obesity Epidemic by Poisoning All Food
WASHINGTON D.C—In a move experts are calling a “technically effective” continuation of the Make America Hesitant Again program, U.S. Health Secretary RFK Jr. has announced that all food will be reformulated to cause chronic gastrointestinal distress, effectively ending the U.S. obesity epidemic by making eating undesirable. “Americans have long been told they are too heavy”,…