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Empty Beer Can Crushed, Devastated
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Empty Beer Can Crushed, Devastated

Nooz Staff2 hours ago2 hours ago02 mins

CATHERINE STREET—Amid delightful outdoor celebrations, Ian P. Aleson sat comfortably among his fellow aluminum peers in their warm soggy box. Some of the dozen had already been selected by grubby hands, popped open at the surface, and guzzled by stubbly mouths smelling of cigarettes. Aleson patiently awaited his turn, blissfully unaware of the fate that…

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