
Gannett Releases New Health Initiative: “No Need To Worry About Grades When Life Is a Meaningless Abyss And We’re All Going to Die One Day Anyhow”
As students prepare for another stressful round of preliminary and midterm exams, Gannett Health Services has released a new initiative to boost mental health on campus. Some tips laid out include: 1. Just relax and breathe. We are all part of a finite blip within the cosmic nothingness of existence. 2.Enjoy the scenic campus of…