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Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes
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Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday
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Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell
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Ryan Lombardi Begs Students to Go Back to Making Snow Penises Instead

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL—Following the discovery of swastikas drawn in snow on North Campus this week, Vice President for Student and Campus Life Ryan Lombardi has been desperately pleading for students to return to the snow penises of the past. “Please, for the love of God, go back to penises,” Lombardi wrote in an email to students,…

OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel

Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes

Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday

Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell

Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was

Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks

Ryan Lombardi Begs Students to Go Back to Making Snow Penises Instead