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Party On Lockdown After Pong Ball Makes A Break For It

Nooz Staff9 years ago01 mins

COLLEGETOWN – Putting the entire dance floor on red alert, a Collegetown party went on lockdown last night after the ball from the beer pong game attempted to make a break for it. “The hosts have the situation under control and are confident they will recover the escaped pong ball shortly,” said partygoer Michael Marks…

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