Class Crush

Op-Ed: IG Stalking Your Crush Through the Club Account is Normal and Healthy, Actually

Nooz Staff1 month ago1 month ago03 mins

What do you mean? Stalking your crush through your club’s Instagram account is normal and healthy. Love requires sacrifice. That’s why, when I initially needed to find his Instagram, I went through the club account’s followers until I found the person I saw him eating with once through my binoculars. From there, it was pretty…

Phew! Class Crush Gives Ick Just in Time for Drop Deadline

Nooz Staff2 years ago1 year ago03 mins

URIS HALL—While students across campus methodically scan syllabi for loopholes in preparation for the quickly approaching drop deadline, one particularly picky senior’s decision to drop was based not on an impending prelim whose material went unstudied, but rather the class crush she’d been mildly stalking giving her “the ick.” “I knew we would never work,”…

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Op-Ed: IG Stalking Your Crush Through the Club Account is Normal and Healthy, Actually

Phew! Class Crush Gives Ick Just in Time for Drop Deadline