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Cornell Engineering Debuts ‘This Is What A David Duffield Looks Like’ Shirt
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Everyone at Ithaca REI Dressed Like Employee
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Chuck Schumer Vows to Stand Up to Republicans Until It Time to Take Nap
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Minnesota Democrats Vow to Send Trump Sternly-Worded Edible Arrangement Next Time ICE Murders One of Their Constituents
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College of Human Ecology to Remain Unnamed Despite Generous Donation from Adam Hitler ’73
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Hannibal to Perform at Bailey Hall

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

BAILEY HALL — The Cornell University Program Board will present famed comedy persona “Hannibal,” Friday night in Bailey Hall. CUPB says that they are delighted to bring such an eloquent and voracious speaker to campus. “He’s exactly the type of comedian we were looking for,” said CUPB Chairperson Gabe Diamond ‘18, “We think he’ll kill…

Paris Climate Conference Concludes Ice Cream Melting at a Faster Rate than Previously Thought

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago03 mins

RPCC DINING HALL – The world’s leading climate scientists confirmed that the scoop of French vanilla ice cream Jordan Chaplain ’19 placed on top of his waffle has shown signs of premature deglaciation, at a rate much faster than experts previously surmised, as concluded at climate talks in Paris this past week. “What we’re seeing…