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Swing Voter Would Vote Blue But Ughhh Trump Is Soooo Relatable When He Starts Going On Tangents About Men’s Bodies
Aww! Rhode Island Going to Hold Cute Little Elections, Too
Halloween Hookup Awkwardly Puts Back on Hot Dog Suit Morning After 
Report: Satan Finally Stands Up for Himself in Philosophy Seminar
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OP-ED: What Does it Mean That My Zoom Crush Made His Bed Today?

Nooz Staff6 years ago2 years ago02 mins

Ok guys, here’s the dilemma: today, during my 3:05 Macro Econ class, I noticed Josh’s navy comforter wasn’t crumpled and strewn across his bed like usual. The day was going so well – I had found the good lighting and my best angle before joining the zoom call and pinning Josh like I do every…

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Girl on First Date Worried if Taking Her Mask Off is Too Forward

Nooz Staff6 years ago2 years ago01 mins

IITHACA COMMONS—Wary of coming across as desperate on a first date, local single Jimena Perez ’21 was unsure if removing her mask would be too bold. “I feel like I have to walk on eggshells when meeting a guy for the first time,” sighed Perez. “To be honest, I’d be perfectly fine skipping all the…

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OP-ED: Sake Bombing Alone Is Fine If You Call It Self-Care

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

At a place like Cornell, it’s important to stay in touch with yourself and make sure you’re taking care of you; self-care can take many forms, each valid and each healthy. So if you find yourself alone at a table in the back of a Collegetown sushi restaurant, fists poised, making full eye contact a…

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Romantic Evening Ruined by RPCC Closing at 9:00

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

ROBERT PURCELL MARKETPLACE EATERY – Following a wonderful, chemistry-filled conversation over Mongolian stir-fry and chicken bacon ranch pizza, the mood between Lance Becker ‘20 and Sarah Burr ‘20 was reportedly killed Tuesday night when the guy behind the pasta counter reminded them the dining hall would be closing at 9:00 p.m. “Everything was going well…

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CS Major Catfished on Piazza

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

GATES HALL – After posting his credit card and social security numbers in a comment thread originally about graph theory, CS major Eddy Wright ‘18 realized too late that he had been catfished on the CS 2800 class Piazza forum. “I was having trouble with this inductive proof and I wanted to know if anyone…

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