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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood
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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood
Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall
Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam
Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases
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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood

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Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall

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Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam

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Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases

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Splitsies! Group Assignment Done By Just You

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Narc Cannabis Professor Won’t Let His Students Get Even a Little High

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

RILEY-ROBB HALL—Students of PLSCI 4190, “Cannabis: Biology, Society, and Industry” are totally bummed out that their absolute buzzkill of a professor won’t let them get even a teeny bit high during class. Trinity Earthsong ‘20 is particularly upset that her professor is being a “total stick in the mud” about pot. “I took his course…

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Fox News Slams Cornell for Pushing Fun, College Agenda

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS, NY – In an effort to expose a clear bias amongst the Cornell community, Fox News released a video of interviews last night showing a resounding partiality by students toward a fun and entirely collegiate agenda. “When a report came out claiming that 96% of Cornell faculty had supported making the university…

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