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Medieval Studies Department Hyped Out Of Their Fucking Minds For Game Of Thrones Premiere

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Citing the immense cliffhangers and high stakes in the wake of last season, the entire Medieval Studies department is going absolutely fucking mental for the Game of Thrones season 8 premiere. Omar Alberen ‘20, a Medieval Studies major, has been in full Night’s Watch regalia for weeks and expects this season to be…

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Student Eager to Fill Void Left By Game Of Thrones Finale With Binge Drinking

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN—After last night’s explosive Game of Thrones finale, Stanley Climpton ‘19 has announced that he is ready to fill the gaping void left by Game of Thrones’ departure with heavy binge drinking. “Game of Thrones has been such a huge part of my life since the beginning of the show,” Climpton stated while silently unscrewing…

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