Global Warming

Climate Change Denier Kind of Enjoying Springfest Anyways

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

This article was sponsored by SpringFest and the Cornell Environmental Collaborative. Springfest is being held on April 22nd from 11:00am to 3:00pm on Ho Plaza to celebrate Earth day and promote sustainability. HO PLAZA — Eating an organically grown meal from local farmers and listening to live music outside Willard Straight, climate change denier Darrel…

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Climate Change Forces Ithaca Weather Monster to Retire

Nooz Staff11 years ago02 mins

TOMPKINS COUNTY — Gerry the Ithaca weather monster is announcing his retirement after he tried all year to build up massive amounts of snow to dump on students and residents in the greater Tompkins County region, only to see all his hard work melted by man-made global warming. “I’m done. I can’t stand it,” Gerry…

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Climate Change Denier Kind of Enjoying Springfest Anyways

Climate Change Forces Ithaca Weather Monster to Retire