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OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel
8 years ago8 years ago
Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes
8 years ago
Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday
8 years ago8 years ago
Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell
9 years ago
Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
9 years ago9 years ago
Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks
9 years ago9 years ago

RA Dutifully JA’s Self After Bringing Alcohol Back to Dorm Room

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

DICKSON HALL—Unable to handle the guilt from leaving his contraband alcohol unreported, RA Ryan Newman ‘21 dutifully submitted an OJA form this Monday reporting that he brought a mostly-full handle of Mango Pineapple Svedka back to his dorm room. “It is my solemn duty as an RA to provide a fun, safe, and sober living…

University Hearing Board Accused of Reading, Interpreting Campus Code of Conduct

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL—Claiming it was a flagrant breach of university bylaws, the Office of the Judicial Administrator accused the University Hearing Board of reading the Campus Code of Conduct on Wednesday, when the Board cleared a student for leaking documents to the Daily Sun. “The actions taken by the UHB to fully comprehend the meaning behind…