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RA Dutifully JA’s Self After Bringing Alcohol Back to Dorm Room

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

DICKSON HALL—Unable to handle the guilt from leaving his contraband alcohol unreported, RA Ryan Newman ‘21 dutifully submitted an OJA form this Monday reporting that he brought a mostly-full handle of Mango Pineapple Svedka back to his dorm room. “It is my solemn duty as an RA to provide a fun, safe, and sober living…

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University Hearing Board Accused of Reading, Interpreting Campus Code of Conduct

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL—Claiming it was a flagrant breach of university bylaws, the Office of the Judicial Administrator accused the University Hearing Board of reading the Campus Code of Conduct on Wednesday, when the Board cleared a student for leaking documents to the Daily Sun. “The actions taken by the UHB to fully comprehend the meaning behind…

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