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Bobo The Lactose-Intolerant Clown Super Sorry For Disrupting Ann Coulter Event

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

MYRON TAYLOR HALL— After a week of outrage surrounding an interrupted Ann Coulter event led to calls for expulsion, Bobo the Clown has stepped forward to clarify the cause of the dearth of fart noises and clown music. “Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry!” exclaimed Bobert Ringling ‘24. “All I’ve heard for the last week…

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