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OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel
8 years ago8 years ago
Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes
8 years ago
Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday
8 years ago8 years ago
Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell
9 years ago
Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
9 years ago9 years ago
Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks
9 years ago9 years ago

“You Guys Have Lights?” Low Rise 8 Inhabitant Totally Unaware of Campus-Wide Power Outage

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

HOLLAND INTERNATIONAL LIVING CENTER—Low Rise 8 residents were completely unaware of the recent campus-wide power outage, due to no apparent change in their daily routine. Students in the oft-forgotten International Living Center have become accustomed to a dorm without lights, and many thought it was the norm for on-campus living.

OP-ED: You And I Both Know Our Construction Team Can’t Handle Building A Pathway In Ezra’s Tunnel

Student Who Bleeds Big Red Sadly Returns Latest Nike Shoes

Report: Holy Shit, It’s Wednesday

Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell

Professors Notice Increase in Student Motivation To Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was

Report: 10:10 Lecture Fills Up Too Quickly and Oh Boo Hoo You Sad Fucks

“You Guys Have Lights?” Low Rise 8 Inhabitant Totally Unaware of Campus-Wide Power Outage