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“You Guys Have Lights?” Low Rise 8 Inhabitant Totally Unaware of Campus-Wide Power Outage

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

HOLLAND INTERNATIONAL LIVING CENTER—Low Rise 8 residents were completely unaware of the recent campus-wide power outage, due to no apparent change in their daily routine. Students in the oft-forgotten International Living Center have become accustomed to a dorm without lights, and many thought it was the norm for on-campus living. 

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