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September 24, 2025
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Senior Days 2024 To Go Fully Virtual, For Old Times’ Sake

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

The Cornell University Class of 2024 are the only undergraduate students on campus old enough to remember being kicked out of their dorms due to the pandemic, let back in again, kicked off again, and then let back in again, and finally kicked off one final time. Any proper senior send-off allows graduating students to…

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Student Who Hates Her Roommates Intentionally Gets COVID to Isolate in Statler

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

THE STATLER HOTEL— Ellie Rosario ‘23 intentionally exposed herself to the novel coronavirus earlier this week in an attempt to escape “the cunts (Jessica Dunst ‘22, Annie Patterson ‘22, and Minnie Davis ‘22) [she] lives with.”  When one of her sorority sisters, Alice May ‘22, mentioned her boyfriend on the lacrosse team had recently tested…

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