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Robert Frost Takes No Winter Maintenance Road, Eats Shit

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

URIS GARDEN– Robert Frost reports that the woods are not, in fact, as “lovely, dark, and deep” as he once believed after eating absolute shit on the treacherous pathway from Uris Hall just this past week. When the quaint classrooms of Uris Hall failed him in his search for poetic inspiration, Frost turned to the…

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