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No Excuses for Sophomore in Math Class with Fluent English-Speaking TA

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

RHODES HALL – With increasing likelihood that she will bomb her upcoming prelim, Shari Miller ’19, who has a perfectly clear, helpful, and approachable TA in Math 1110, is out of excuses for her inability to comprehend the material. “The problem is I simply can understand everything my TA says during discussion. It’s infuriating,” said…

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Report: So How About Those Prelims, Am I Right?

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

OLIN LIBRARY — So prelims are in the news again. Crazy, huh? Am I right? You ever notice that professors try to schedule exams at the same time? Ugh, give me a break! These guys know what I’m talking about. Why are they even called prelims? What about current-lims? I’m not making this up, folks!…

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OP-ED: People Playing Frisbee on Arts Quad Probably Having a Lot of Fun

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

OLIN LIBRARY — Those people tossing around a frisbee on the arts quad are probably having a lot of fun, even though I have to stay in the library. I’m going to look back down at my work now. Oh look they’re eating something. Are those chocolate chip cookies? Probably. But it’s too bad I…

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Report: Bad Prelim Grade Going to Turn Out Okay

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

IVES HALL – Following a poor grade on his latest ILR prelim, Lenny Holt ’18 was reported as feeling surprisingly okay, under the realization that a bad grade wasn’t going to ruin his life and there were worse situations to be in. Given this new perspective, Holt allegedly went on to take a deep breath…

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