Saint Patrick’s Day

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Leprechaun Under Linden Street Sewers Suddenly 30 iPhones Richer

Nooz Staff2 years ago4 months ago03 mins

LINDEN STREET—While Saint Patrick’s Day festivities are beloved by students with excessively bright green shirts and the Irish alike, for kleptomaniac and short king Barry Finnegan ‘25, it presents an opportunity like no other: a large mob of drunk darty-ers. Dressed as a leprechaun, the young Irish student spends the holiday shambling in a sewer…

OP-ED: You Boozy Fuckers Know Nothing About Esteemed Irish Culture

Nooz Staff9 years ago02 mins

Listen up, you assholes: all of you, with your fake orange beards that look like upside-down Troll hair and your misplaced green Mardi Gras beads, know jack shit about the esteemed religious and cultural meaning of Saint Patrick’s Day. This is supposed to be the one time of the year when people acknowledge the 5th-century…