St. Patrick’s Day

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Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour
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Local Deviant Rolls in Mud Alone, Unprovoked

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

LINDEN AVE—Every weekend closest to St. Paddy’s Day, the student body takes to the streets to drink, party, drink, and drink some more. The resulting mix of vomit, alcohol, and the odd spray of urine creates a muddy sludge that would repulse the average sober person. However, this same sludge has proven irresistible to the…

Leprechaun Under Linden Street Sewers Suddenly 30 iPhones Richer

Nooz Staff2 years ago8 months ago03 mins

LINDEN STREET—While Saint Patrick’s Day festivities are beloved by students with excessively bright green shirts and the Irish alike, for kleptomaniac and short king Barry Finnegan ‘25, it presents an opportunity like no other: a large mob of drunk darty-ers. Dressed as a leprechaun, the young Irish student spends the holiday shambling in a sewer…