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May 13, 2026
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Coefficient of Kinetic Friction Between You and Gray Slush Says Eat Shit Nerd

Nooz Staff3 months ago3 months ago02 mins

THURSTON AVE.—On a crisp winter afternoon, Isa Tan ‘29 was trudging back from her PHYS 1110 lab when she was treated to an educational real-world demonstration.  “I probably deserved this for getting a 4 on AP Physics,” Tan reasoned, labelling the experience “only slightly less humbling than my last prelim.” “It’s strange—I like to think…

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OP-ED: Have You Ever Even Heard of Trench Foot? Of Course My Shoes Being Wet Is A Valid Reason to Ask for An Extension

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

My uncompassionate lowlife of a psychology professor obviously does not know even the basics of World War I.  Come November, this campus always turns into sludge. It snows, and then the snow melts, and my feet get all wet. These are the conditions the heroes of World War I nobly fought and suffered in. The…

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