Stalking

Op-Ed: IG Stalking Your Crush Through the Club Account is Normal and Healthy, Actually

Nooz Staff2 weeks ago2 weeks ago03 mins

What do you mean? Stalking your crush through your club’s Instagram account is normal and healthy. Love requires sacrifice. That’s why, when I initially needed to find his Instagram, I went through the club account’s followers until I found the person I saw him eating with once through my binoculars. From there, it was pretty…

OP-ED: With the Daily Sun Printing Less, What Will I Cut Eyeholes Out of To Spy on My Ex?

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago03 mins

By Trey Dean, Concerned Ithacan We all know that printed newspapers are a dying medium, and invariably in the future everything will transition online. But I’ve been a loyal fan of the Cornell Daily Sun for year, and now that they’ve announced their reduced printing schedule, I can’t help but wonder what I’ll cut little…

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Op-Ed: IG Stalking Your Crush Through the Club Account is Normal and Healthy, Actually

OP-ED: With the Daily Sun Printing Less, What Will I Cut Eyeholes Out of To Spy on My Ex?