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Student Desperate for Non-School-Related Excuse for Not Keeping Up On What’s Happening In Iraq

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, NY- Rising Junior Gabriela Ramos has entered a state of panic caused by her inability to reasonably justify the fact that she knows nothing about the current tense state of affairs in the Middle-Eastern country of Iraq. “During the academic year, I can usually brush off things like this by saying I’m too…

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Cornell Daily Sun Posts Summer Article in Desperate Plea for Attention

Nooz Staff12 years ago02 mins

ITHACA- In a move many are calling “pathetic” and “appalling,” the Cornell Daily Sun has posted an article to its website despite classes being out of session for the summer. “I never thought the paper would stoop this low,” said former Sun reader Jeremy Evans ’17, who now says he is embarrassed to have once…

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