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English Department Receives $12 Grant
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Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine
Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis
English Department Receives $12 Grant
Level B ‘Underage Tuesdays’ Sees Commercial Success, Legal Ramifications
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Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine

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Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis

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English Department Receives $12 Grant

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Level B ‘Underage Tuesdays’ Sees Commercial Success, Legal Ramifications

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Professor Spices Up Syllabus With Jokes Like “Attendance is Mandatory”

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Student Desperate for Non-School-Related Excuse for Not Keeping Up On What’s Happening In Iraq

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, NY- Rising Junior Gabriela Ramos has entered a state of panic caused by her inability to reasonably justify the fact that she knows nothing about the current tense state of affairs in the Middle-Eastern country of Iraq. “During the academic year, I can usually brush off things like this by saying I’m too…

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Cornell Daily Sun Posts Summer Article in Desperate Plea for Attention

Nooz Staff12 years ago01 mins

ITHACA- In a move many are calling “pathetic” and “appalling,” the Cornell Daily Sun has posted an article to its website despite classes being out of session for the summer. “I never thought the paper would stoop this low,” said former Sun reader Jeremy Evans ’17, who now says he is embarrassed to have once…

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