Swim Test

Cornellians Graduating Without Taking Swim Test Report Feeling Unprepared to Enter the Workforce

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

NEW YORK CITY–Last Monday, Shelby Lawrence ‘21 began her first day at her entry-level job as a Coffee Gofer at Morgan Stanley and was met with an unwelcome surprise: without having completed Cornell’s mandatory swim test due to COVID-19 cancellations, she was completely in over her head! “At first I thought it was the two…

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Seniors To All Be Pushed Into Cayuga Lake for Final Swim Test

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

CAYUGA LAKE — Founded on the desire of Ezra Cornell for all Cornellians to be able to swim, the university has made preparations to push all of the graduating seniors into Cayuga Lake as a final swim test on May 29th. “We understand that Cornell requires all students to take a swim test in an…

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Cornellians Graduating Without Taking Swim Test Report Feeling Unprepared to Enter the Workforce

Seniors To All Be Pushed Into Cayuga Lake for Final Swim Test