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Rush Chairs Note Increased Difficulty in Determining Wealth via Zoom

Nooz Staff4 years ago02 mins

TRIPHAMMER ROAD—Online rush originally seemed a lot easier to coordinate for recruitment chairs, until they realized just how difficult it was to determine the familial wealth of each and every potential new member over video.  “It used to be so easy to spot the Canada Geese amongst the other ducks, like a gold coin amongst…

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