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March 26, 2015

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Dragon Traps Princess in McGraw Tower

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA — Fear and worry erupted on campus when the Cornell community witnessed the evil Green Southscale Dragon, Nídhöggr, lock the Princess in the tallest room in McGraw Tower. She is expected to remain there for the foreseeable future, until either the townspeople relinquish all their gold to the dragon or she is rescued…

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