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June 24, 2025
- Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President
- In Historic Show of Power, Student Assembly Votes to Politely Ask for More Power
- L-DOC? My Final Essay Fucking Sucks
- Construction Workers Declare Occupation Of Libe Slope As Clock Tower Fences Expand Into New Territory
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