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OP-ED: These Bitch Ass Bees Keep Bothering Me While I Try to Eat

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

COLLEGETOWN BAGELS—Let me begin by establishing that I’m normally extremely easygoing. A friend is running late to a meetup? I understand. Got rejected from my dream job? Things happen. Nothing, however, has tested my patience as much as those buzzy little shits that refuse to stay away from my latest CTB California Sunshine bagel.  I’m…

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