March 13, 2026
- CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots
- Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long
- “These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges
- Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester
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