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Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis

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English Department Receives $12 Grant

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Birder Actually Not Sure About That One

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Professor Spices Up Syllabus With Jokes Like “Attendance is Mandatory”

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Outfit Shabby Enough to Do Work in Math Library Today

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Super Seniors Devastated to Learn of “No Game” in Freshman Dorms

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