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Consulting Club Reject Forced To Learn Insider Trading On The Job

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

NEW YORK, NEW YORK—After four years of undergrad and 27 total rejections from CCC, CCG, CYC, and various other combinations of three letters on a sweater vest, recent AEM graduate Danny Michaelson ‘23 feared that he’d never be able to make it in the business world. However, after a little bit of on-the-job training, Michaelson…

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