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Clueless Dumbass Wearing Jacket, Doesn’t Know It Will Be 80 Degrees In An Hour

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

LIBE SLOPE—As the leaves turn golden brown and the sun starts setting lower and lower, many Cornellians herald the change to fall with sweaters and long-sleeve shirts. Yet, for local dumbass Frank Dylan ‘27, it seems that winter is already here. Reports indicate that the clueless idiot was spotted climbing the slope in a thick…

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