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Student in Suit Evaluates, Judges Slightly Younger Student in Suit

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago02 mins

SAGE HALL—The highly exclusive business clubs have begun their brutal recruitment process. The infamous coffee chat is their weapon of choice, a formidable game of skill, wits, and mental strength used to prove a prospective member’s worth to the esteemed members of the club. One such meeting was overheard last afternoon. “Me suit better, BIGGER…

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