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Worst Guy You Know Looking For Manic Pixie Tylenol Users

Nooz Staff8 months ago8 months ago02 mins

CASCADILLA HALL—A White House announcement last Monday suggested that acetaminophen, commonly branded as Tylenol, is a leading cause of autism. The announcement sent shockwaves through the dating app community, members of whom are already adapting to the news. Local single Eric Pilgrim ‘28 immediately went on Hinge to announce that he “didn’t mind a little…

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