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December 4, 2025

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Willard Straight Hall Turns 100, Runs for Congress

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago03 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—In celebration of his 100th birthday, Willard Straight Hall ‘25 announced his candidacy for Congress last Monday, stirring confusion across campus. Students, under the impression that buildings and politicians could not feel or think, flocked to a press conference the following day to witness the giant structure speak. “There comes a time in…

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