GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Dozens of students were left aghast in their discussion section after their despicable professor asked them if anyone could summarize the reading no one read, which was assigned for today’s class.
“It was terrifying,” shivered Marcus Vina ‘28. “He was pulling up his usual mind-numbing lecture slides, but then he turned to the class and called on someone at random. That could have been me.”
Other students in the class corroborated that in the deafening silence that followed the insidious question, Prellis had the gall to cold-call a student to discuss the reading no one read. Unfortunately, the victim of this vicious cold-calling was unable to provide a comment, as they are still recovering at this time.
“I thought it was understood that he assigns the reading, and we sort of skim the title,” stated Rachel Lischer ‘28. “Today’s reading was like, Something-Something: The Something of Something and Something in Something.”
At press time, the students had separated into small groups and begun silently googling the discussion questions
