September 30, 2026

Student Who Chose Cornell For Top 12 Ranking Forced to Transfer

Nooz Staff1 week ago1 week ago02 mins

CLARA DICKSON HALL— While scrolling on Instagram on September 22nd, Andrew Tian ‘30, whose profile bio reads “Cornell ‘30 T12,” learned of a deeply perturbing development. US News and World Report’s new Best Colleges Ranking had rated Cornell University 14th, dangerously lower than the number 12 spot it occupied last year. Tian frantically started exploring…

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Your Friend Who Happens to Have a Car is Actually Funniest, Coolest, Most Attractive Person Ever

Nooz Staff1 week ago1 week ago02 mins

ITHACA, NY—Navigating Ithaca can be difficult. From long bus rides to even longer walks, the city isn’t as accessible as many students desire. Luckily, you’re bound to meet at least one person who brought their car to campus–all you have to do is befriend them. Maria Gomez ‘28 is a proud car owner, but insists…

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September 30, 2026

Student Who Chose Cornell For Top 12 Ranking Forced to Transfer

Your Friend Who Happens to Have a Car is Actually Funniest, Coolest, Most Attractive Person Ever